If you love coffee, waffles, and bacon, why not infuse those flavors deep into your gums?  Not only will you get the satisfaction of a delicious breakfast aftertaste, but also great oral hygiene!  Each package contains the three flavors and each dispenses 12 yards of waxed dental floss.  $5.95 at Archie McPhee.

From all the publicity that bacon has been garnering through the Internet, that fatty and savory cut of meat has become a celebrity of its own.  Don’t you see it? We’ve created a monster!  If this keeps on going, bacon might be labeled as the world’s most versatile food.
New bacon-based products, flavors, and spin-offs have resurrected a  bacon revolution.  Most people would tell you that they are a bacon connoisseur in some form or another.  They would tell you that they would eat bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if …

More than ever, pork needs your help.  The fear of a H1N1 swine flu pandemic has caused a decreased consumption of pork.  Despite the fact that the virus can’t be transmitted from eating pork, people aren’t taking chances.  Well, let me tell you this, if you don’t eat park, the swine flu wins!
Yeah, that’s not too convincing, but how about this tidbit?  According to the new book Fat by Jennifer McLagan, 45% of bacon fat is monounsaturated, meaning it aids in lowering bad cholesterol levels.  What’s more, the fat is …

The release of Bakon, the bacon flavored vodka, doesn’t surprise me.  What’s surprising is, what took so long?  For most of us in the states, this item is going to be hard to come by.  Limited quantities are available in only four states so far.  Who are the lucky states?  Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana.  Production expansion will be based on demand, and I hope demand is far exceeding supply.  We need this stuff in the East Coast!

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. …

I don’t know when this bacon revolution started, and it seems to be gaining momentum.  Is bacon the new juggernaut of meats?   Well, if you’re the person who can’t live without bacon, then here’s a product that you can use to baconize pretty much anything.
Introducing Squeez Bacon.

Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of …

For you sloppy eaters, you probably end up wearing your food after a meal.  But what about the rest of us?  While we might not want to get food all over our clothes, having pictures of our beloved breakfast items might be the next best thing.  Nixon has stepped up to the plate in providing us breakfast and food lovers with egg and bacon T-shirts.  The picture of the egg seems a bit of overkill as it takes up 50% of the front of the t-shirt.  The bacon t-shirt on …

Forget leather bags and briefcases, the meat is where it’s at. Although they’re not available for purchase, I bet the company would make a lot of cash if it did decide to put these items on the market. The bacon briefcase says, “I love bacon, but I’m also serious about my work, now let’s get down to business…and by the way, my briefcase is way more badass than yours”

via Yowazzup

I didn’t find anything worth purchasing at the Temple Street Night Market in Hong Kong, but I did happen to come across some items that sparked my interest.

I almost bought this hamburger phone, but then I remembered that I don’t have a land line. Darn.

Cracker lighters.  Took me a while to figure out how to turn it on.

Foam bread.  Softer than the real thing, but I had no idea what purpose they served.  Mouse wrist pads perhaps?

Key chains.  Do not ingest.

Bacon cell phone leashes.  Too bad my iPhone doesn’t have …

I came across a great blog, thisiswhyyourefat.com.  It’s few on words, but the name of the website and pictures speaks for itself.  It’s basically a picture collection of artery-clogging, heart-attack inducing foods.  Foods that I have never seen before, such as the French fry encrusted hot dog, the turbaconucken (a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon), the spaghetti meatball on a stick, Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers, and many more!  It isn’t hard to see why obesity is an epidemic and heart disease is one …

You’re chopping vegetables and you mistake your finger for one of the carrots.  But it’s all good because you finally have an excuse to use your bacon bandages (assuming you didn’t chop off your finger)!  Each tin holds fifteen slabs of latex-free bacon bandages and there’s a free toy trinket inside to help you get your mind off the pain.  Bacon bandages and a  free toy?  Everybody wins!
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